• You know, I can see Stiles drunk-dialling Jackson all the time.
  • Jackson: *picks up phone* Wha--It's four in the morning. Who--
  • Stiles: YER AN ASSHOLE. *click*
  • Jackson: ...
  • A minute later
  • Jackson: Who is this--
  • Stiles: SHE'S MY STRAWBERRY BLONDEDED QUEEN, YOU FUCKING HOMEWRECKER.
  • Jackson: Stilinski?
  • Stiles: *click*
  • Another minute
  • Jackson: Stilinski, seriously, what the--
  • Stiles: Sometimes I imagine having two dicks.
  • Jackson: What.